“Gi’us a butty”

by Ee By Gum | Mar 21, 2016 | Quotes

Please may I have one of those delightful looking cheese-and-pickle sandwiches?

“‘Eez int’bog”

by Ee By Gum | Mar 21, 2016 | Quotes

He’s visiting the lavatory at the present moment.

by Ee By Gum | Mar 21, 2016 | Quotes

Do you really mean to tell me that I won’t get change from a tenner for this round?

by Ee By Gum | Mar 21, 2016 | Quotes

I’m now officially the first person to be allowed a ride on the back of your bicycle.

by Ee By Gum | Mar 21, 2016 | Quotes

It is March bank holiday and therefore I will not need my coat until October.

by Ee By Gum | Mar 21, 2016 | Quotes

I’m so desperately sorry to hear of the awful time you’re going through, but I have faith and hope that things will sort themselves out.